West Virginia: *Eats 4 whole pepperoni rolls in one go* :)
PA: You wish that was you huh~?
Ohio: *Blushing* NO THAT'S MY FRIEND NASTY!!
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N.Y: What is sleep?
Mass: *grabs a pan* I'll show you-
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N.J: I think I'd like a dog for a pet ya know.
S.C: I can bark...
N.J: *flustered* WHAT?!
S.C: I said that out loud-
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Geo: Do you hate North Carolina?
Emma: Yes.
Geo: *smiles and shakes her hand* Welcome to the family :D
Kentucky: The hell-
IDC: I... Was that all it took?!
Geo: Mhm!
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Atlanta: *Walks into the statehouse crying and holding a bike tire*
Tusla: Yo Atlanta what's wrong?
Atlanta: *slowly lifts the tire* Bike. Hurt.
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Texas: Would you date yourself?
Cali: Nah I deserve better
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Tokyo: Are you happy?
Gov: I don't look both ways when crossing the road.
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Austin: Once I was late to football practice and I had to run laps.
Dallas: But don-
Austin: Dad drove me there and he's the coach.
Dallas: Oh.
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Buffalo Bills: You haven't felt true anger unless you've lived with the Steelers
N.Y: Very accurate yes.
:D
Bai bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
