Hawaii: *complaining about catmilks*
Alaska: *who just woke up* Wut-
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Oklahoma: There can only be one 'panhandle'
Florida: Agreed. But what if you were the head of the pan and I was the handle? I don't feel like fighting right now not gonna lie-
Oklahoma: Deal. I'm tired, I'ma go nap.
Florida: You do that :D
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Texas: *sleep*
Oklahoma: *under his bed holding a knife* :)
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Geo: The fuck is this shit.
Cali: *holding a frozen disk* A mov-
Geo: IT'S CINEMATIC GARBAGE!! GET IT OUT!!
Kentucky: Peach calm-
Geo: NO I HATE FROZEN WITH A BURNING PASSION!!
Ohio: *mumbles* burning like Atlanta-
Geo: What the fuck did you just say to me?!
Kentucky: Did you have your coffee?
Geo: N-No we're out ,:C
Texas: I-I'll go b-buy some...
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Gov: *disappears*
D.C: Where did he-
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Gov: *happily playing with dogs at a dog park* :D
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Tusla: I used to have a gang once.
Oklahoma City: You still do.
Tusla: How do you know? I could ha-
O.C: I literally saw you with two grown men ordering the deaths of some folks.
Tusla: Shit-
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N.Y: Y'all better-
Cali & Washington: Y'all?
N.Y: ...
N.Y: Don't tell the south or I'll fucking set you on fire again.
Cali: Deal, but that doesn't sound like a bad idea-
Washington: California no.
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Oklahoma & Texas: *throwing hands in the living room*
Austin: We cool?
O.C: Yeah. :)
Austin: :)
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CDC: P-Please just wear a-a mask and every th-thin-thing will be ok.
Most of the states: I understand the council's decision but given the fact that it's a stupid ass decision I've elected to ignore it.
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Cali & his cities: *dancing while on fire* :D
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Nebraska: If time is money doesn't that mean ATMs are time machines?
Missouri: Where do you come up with this shit? *trying not to laugh*
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;p;
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
