Alabama: It's always 'what are you doing step bro' but never 'how are you doing step bro' :C
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Mississippi: *playing that Your Boyfriend game with S.C* Listen ok. He's not a good person. He literally killed people.
S.C: Yeah... But like... He's cute. Look at that smile. ,:)
Mississippi: South no-
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Cali: NEW YORK NO!!
New York: What?
Cali: Wait... Who pushed Mass down the stairs?
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Connecticut: *intense running down the hall* >:)
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Some kid: I WANT CANDY!! I WANT CANDY!! I WANT-
New Jersey: God... Does he ever shut up!!
Mass: HEY KID!! NO ONE HERE GIVES A SHIT!! SHUT THE FUCK UP-
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Rhode: I'd like to order that thick slice of pizza. That cheesy one please. :)
N.J: Honey, you little you sure you can handle this?
Rhode: Bitch. All I know is thick.
N.J: ...
N.J: You keep talking like that the pizza won't be the only thick thing in your mouth.
Rhode: *blushing* WHAT-
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Ohio: wanna go get-
Alabama & Ohio: TACO BELL!!
Ohio: Jinx, you owe me a kiss on the lips. :)
Alabama: *panics and tries to open the car door*
Ohio: YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE ALABAMA!!
Alabama: *screaming*
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Kentucky: Do you wanna have a bromance?
Geo: Isn't that kinda gay?
Kentucky: No it isn't anymore!
Geo: Walking out the door...
Kentucky: PLEASE DONT GO AWAY-
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Tennessee: Hey.
N.C: What?
Tennessee: Can we get married now?
N.C: *blushing* No.
Tennessee: :C
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I simp-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
