N.Y: How would Satan feel if his lover moaned "Oh god" in bed?
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Alaska: Mary me Hawaii!!
Hawaii: That's... That's a bagel, not a ring Alaska. Nice try tho love.
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Ohio: Indi!
Indiana: Yes?
Ohio: Did it hurt?
Indiana: What?
Ohio: When you fell from the snack machine because you're quite a snack~
Indiana: ._.
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Oklahoma: *sitting on the floor of his room drinking whiskey and eating chocolate. While sobbing and watching Toy story 4*
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Texas: I love you.
Cali: That's a can of oil...
Texas: Did I stutter?
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Geo: I can see the future if I close my eyes...
PA: Oh really? What does it look like. *giggling*
Geo: Death...
PA: What-
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N.Y: Rome shouldn't have killed Jesus. Instead, keep him so they can use his blood and tears for healing potions.
Utah: ...
Coco: Not a bad idea...
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Louie: Putting people in Horny jail is a bad idea.
Florida: Why- Oh... Oh SHIT-
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D.C: We're missing people...
I.D.C: Where's like... most of the south?
Kentucky: *shrugs*
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S.C: *chugging a barrel filled with Whiskey*
Everyone else in the room: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!!
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Alaska: *drinking Vodka out of a bendy straw* :)
oh-
hello again.
Ok, bai bai again. Thanks for stopping by-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
