Group chat again again-

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Idk man-





Hannah: Dakotas would one of you like to be the sun on my life~? ❤

South Dakota: YES!

North Dakota: YES!

Asshat: Something's wrong I can feel it-

Hannah: Then both of you stay about 93.862 million miles away from me. Ok? Thank you, stop inviting me to this shit

~Hannah left the group chat~

Asshat: Knew it

South Dakota: :C

Hero: You walked right into that one pal

North Dakota: Shut up ;-;

Alabama: Where the hell is my hat?

Cupcake: You're not getting it back

Alabama: Fuck-

D.C: -. _ -.

Gov the motherfucker: D.C give me one good reason not to dropkick you

D.C: I won't buy you Lunchables ever again

Gov the motherfucker: Deal, also we had a fight

District of Columbia: Did I ask? 🤨

N.Y: Correction did anyone ask? 🤨

Southie: Oml lol

Kenfucky: What's so funny?

Southie: North Carolina fell down the stairs

Hero: That made my day thank you! 🤣

PA: Idk if Texas is on but I think Louie and Flo are spray painting penises on his car

Oil ❤: WHAT?!

Arizona: I'm in lol

Utah: ARI NO!!

N.M: ARI YES!!

Coco: COCO YES!

Minnesota: 👁👄👁

Wisconsin: What?

Coco: I just wanna feel included

Nevada: It's ok bro we understand ❤

Coco: ;w;

Mass: Shut up I'm trying to eat this chair

Connecticut: Pardon? Wait-

~Connecticut changed his name to Nutmeg~

Nutmeg: What? Where's N.Y?

N.Y: Watching him and texting you guys

Nutmeg: My family sucks...

Hero: Say that again when your family commits as many crimes as mine do

PA: What do you mean?

Hero: The other day Mississippi got arrested with Florida because he was there when Florida punched multiple times might I add an old woman for cursing them out and making Mississippi cry on a bus for doing nothing

PA: Sounds like she deserved it

Southie: Agreed

Tennessee: I'd do it too

Maryland: Bruh

~Mass changed his name to Ass~

Ass: I am what I eat

~Hero kicked Ass from the group chat~

Wisconsin: Lol

Maryland: Thank you 😁

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