Idk man-
Hannah: Dakotas would one of you like to be the sun on my life~? ❤
South Dakota: YES!
North Dakota: YES!
Asshat: Something's wrong I can feel it-
Hannah: Then both of you stay about 93.862 million miles away from me. Ok? Thank you, stop inviting me to this shit
~Hannah left the group chat~
Asshat: Knew it
South Dakota: :C
Hero: You walked right into that one pal
North Dakota: Shut up ;-;
Alabama: Where the hell is my hat?
Cupcake: You're not getting it back
Alabama: Fuck-
D.C: -. _ -.
Gov the motherfucker: D.C give me one good reason not to dropkick you
D.C: I won't buy you Lunchables ever again
Gov the motherfucker: Deal, also we had a fight
District of Columbia: Did I ask? 🤨
N.Y: Correction did anyone ask? 🤨
Southie: Oml lol
Kenfucky: What's so funny?
Southie: North Carolina fell down the stairs
Hero: That made my day thank you! 🤣
PA: Idk if Texas is on but I think Louie and Flo are spray painting penises on his car
Oil ❤: WHAT?!
Arizona: I'm in lol
Utah: ARI NO!!
N.M: ARI YES!!
Coco: COCO YES!
Minnesota: 👁👄👁
Wisconsin: What?
Coco: I just wanna feel included
Nevada: It's ok bro we understand ❤
Coco: ;w;
Mass: Shut up I'm trying to eat this chair
Connecticut: Pardon? Wait-
~Connecticut changed his name to Nutmeg~
Nutmeg: What? Where's N.Y?
N.Y: Watching him and texting you guys
Nutmeg: My family sucks...
Hero: Say that again when your family commits as many crimes as mine do
PA: What do you mean?
Hero: The other day Mississippi got arrested with Florida because he was there when Florida punched multiple times might I add an old woman for cursing them out and making Mississippi cry on a bus for doing nothing
PA: Sounds like she deserved it
Southie: Agreed
Tennessee: I'd do it too
Maryland: Bruh
~Mass changed his name to Ass~
Ass: I am what I eat
~Hero kicked Ass from the group chat~
Wisconsin: Lol
Maryland: Thank you 😁
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)