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Alabama: Imagine being so single when you listen to a love song no one comes to mind.

Mississippi: WORDS CAN HURT-

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Cali: My favorite memory of Biden's inauguration was drinking Texas's tears. :)

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Louie: SOMETIMES ALL I THINK ABOUT IS FOOD~~

Florida: LATE NIGHTS IN THE MIDDLE OF JUNE!!

Louie: THIS HUNGER BE FAKING ME OUT-

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Australia: mates...?

Florida: Yeah :D

Australia: :D

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Gov: *closing his bedroom door*  No-

I.D.C: Let. Me. In.

Gov: NO!

I.D.C: *throws him to the floor and opens his room door to find a bunch of cats just chilling* .-.

Gov: Shit-

I.D.C: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

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Mass: Ha-

PA: what?

Mass: if you rewrite Texas's name it can be spelled like 'Taxes'

Gov: *loading a gun* I'll be back in a bit.

D.C: GOV NO NOT AGAIN-

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New York: Am I the most attractive person in the world? No.

N.Y: do I at least have a good personality? Also no.

N.Y: But do I wake up to be the best person I can..? Nah. Fuck you all.

























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