~States playing their own family feud game~
D.C: Name something you might hurt yourself riding on.
Kentucky: *slaps the buzzer*
D.C: Kentucky, what's your answer? :)
Kentucky: Oh honey... You already know what I'm thinking~ *Looking at Geo*
Texas: Wut...
Florida: AYYYY YOO-
Cali: 👁👄👁
N.Y: This is why we can't do stuff with actual human beings.
Geo: *hiding his face in his hands*
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Geo: How much cream do you want on your cinnamon roll? I know you're not too keen on sweets.
Kentucky: I'll take as much of your cream as I can get~
Geo: I swear to God I will fucking end you-
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Kentucky: *trying to wake Geo up at like 2 am* Hun-
Geo: *tired of his shit* You put those damn hands on me and I'll cut them off...
Kentucky: *scared bourbon noises*
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Ohio: What's up with your cousin?
West Virginia: What do you mean?
Ohio: *points at Kentucky* He hasn't let go of that jacket in... days?
West: Oh. Yeah, Geo let him keep it because he said he was cold.
Kentucky: *sniff* It still smells like him ,:)
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Virginia: DID I JUST CATCH YOU SIMPING?!
Kentucky: NO-
Virginia: Then who is that? *points at Georgia who's just picking peaches off of trees*
Kentucky: A fucking hot ass man who I want to rail me...
Virginia: PARDON-
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I.D.C: Ok. I guess we can start the meeting-
D.C: Wait. Where's Geo and Tucky?
Gov: *shrugs*
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Geo: You're gonna fall... *giggling*
Kentucky: *on the roof trying to grab a ball* No I-
Kentucky: *Slips and falls off the roof into Geo's arms*
Geo: Told you.
Kentucky: You just can't seem to keep your hands off me now can you~!
Geo: *drops him*
Kentucky: FUCK-
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Florida: Dad.
Geo: Yes?
Florida: How was you and Kentucky's first date?
Geo: Well it consisted of shitty pickup lines. Then I hit him with a plate. :)
Kentucky: HEY-
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Geo: What did you do now?
Kentucky: *covered in motor oil* He won't let go... :C
Geo: Who-? Oh. I see.
Texas: *clinging to Kentucky's leg* Oil... My beautiful oil-
Kentucky: *crying* Please get him off me...
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Atlanta: Where do babies come from?
Kentucky: Well a stork comes and drops them off at the doorstep of families-
Savannah: That makes no sense how did it carry a baby?
Kentucky: It's magic-
Frankfort: I don't get it... Why wouldn't it have dropped it?
Kentucky: Fuck it...
Kentucky: You're all adopted. You're welcome.
Columbus: *crying* What-
Atlanta: Still doesn't answer my question but ok.
Kentucky: Ask Georgia.
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Oop-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
