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'Little Rhody'

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'Little Rhody'

Oh my lord...

I love it.

And I was bored. So I wanted to lookup more state nicknames for States...

Here are some fun ones. :D

Alaska: The last frontier
(Fancy-)

Georgia: Empire state of the south. (Mostly because of Atlanta im sure.)

Lowa: The corn state.
(Makes sense)

Missouri: The show me state.
(What-)

Nebraska: The cornhusker state.
(Lowa lookin' mad sus- better cut his corn. 👀 Idfk...)

Montana: The treasure state (Pardon-?)

Oklahoma: The sooner state.
(When I first read that I read, 'The stoner state' lol-)

Virginia: The old dominion.
(Ha- old)

Utah: The beehive state
(What?!)

Wisconsin: America's dairyland. (Again makes sense.)


Now some states didn't have other nicknames so I'm making them some. Before some people get mad- I'm joking. (Also I just started making more nicknames for random states-)

Texas: The gun state - Yeehaw motherfucker state - Austin isn't Texas state - we will try to leave if things don't go our way state - We're the biggest state.

Cali: The always hated state - We almost split in half state and still want to state - The yeah we hate ourselves too state.

Missouri: All you assholes know is my name state - Kansas City is here state.

Mississippi: We ain't all racist rednecks state - We also spell our name with three K's state.

Kentucky: I swear to god if you bring up KFC state

Hawaii: We don't wanna be here state - Fuck you I'm expensive state.

Alaska: We used to be Russian but now we're not state - Go away - Fuck you have money for staying - I'm bigger than Texas state.

Arizona: It's hot as hell state - Drink water and watch out for cati state.

Colorado: I may be high state - Weed everyday bro state.

Florida: We're crazy state - Gator wonderland - Spain was here state

Maine: We are not Canada state.

Ohio: Fuck Michigan we're better state

Michigan: Fuck Ohio we're better state - Avoid Detroit.

Idaho: We have Potatoes.

Maryland: I would mary my flag if I could state - Old bay all day state - more flags state.

West Virginia: Please don't sing the song state.

Oregon: Coffee state - fuck off California.

PA: My neighbors suck - Philly is the Florida of Pennsylvania - Pens might come from here state.

S.C: North Carolina fucking sucks.

N.C: South Carolina fucking sucks - Georgia does too - Want Pepsi?

South Dakota: Rock faces are here.

North Dakota: We still exist state

Vermont: We hate billboards state

Wyoming: Leave me alone state - For some reason, I'm still here state.

Utah: Moran state - We don't have 5 wives state.

'Ight I'ma head out, got way too carried away lol-

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