Dallas: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THE NAME HAPPY MEAL!! BECAUSE YA KNOW WHAT?! IT'S JUST GONNA PASS THROUGH ME AND I'LL JUST HAVE EVERYTHING ALL OVER AGAIN!!
Random worker: S-Sir this is Taco Bell...
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Alaska: *kicks down Texas's door*
Texas: .-.
Alaska: I'm still bigger. *leaves*
Texas: BITCH-
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Ohio: What would you want on your grave?
Michigan: Umm... "Well... I'm dead I think or whatever you think is best." Why?
Ohio: *Holding a lighter behind his back* No reason :)
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N.C: I'm so done with my life...
Geo: I'm done with yours too.
Kentucky: GEORGIA!!
Geo: WHAT?! DON'T BE MAD AT ME FOR BEING HONEST!!
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Gov: Can I have a McFlurry?
McWorker: Machine isn't working.
Gov: :C
Mary: Not how ya do it. Watch son. *slides them 10 bucks* Is it still broken?
McWorker: Nope! I'll get right on that McFlurry sir!!
Gov: :D
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Gov: So in conclusion. Money does buy happiness!!
I.D.C: No-
:)
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
