Montana: *passed out on the couch*
South Dakota: Isn't he just the cutest~?
North Dakota: Sure is. :)
S.D & N.D: Wait did we just AGREE ON SOMETHING?!
Montana: *Who just woke up to the yelling* WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO HERE-
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Montana: *talking about the Dakota twins* Can you two stop fighting over me...
Montana: FOR FIVE SECONDS-
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S.D: Stop interfering with my love life.
N.D: Excuse me if it's as uninteresting as New York without the city.
N.Y: BITCH! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY-
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Montana: *holding a knife to Cali's throat* I hate you...
Cali: Ha. Same.
Montana: What-
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Minnesota: What's your favorite ice cream? I love Cookies and cream, but the cookies are Oreos. :D
Montana: I love a good salted caramel ice cream hun. :)
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Montana: *walks into his room to find a ton of salted caramel flavored ice cream gallons and roses all over the floor*
Montana: What the fuck-?? I mean... ok-
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S.D: Hello my love~
Montana: Hello my 13th reason.
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N.D: I love you
Montana: Why?
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Montana: I exist to spite God and Mexico. Because fuck him-
N.D: I love that man...
S.D: I love him more. >:C
N.D: NO I DO!
S.D: NO I DO-
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N.J: Just checking in... Are you ok?
Montana: Next question, please
N.J: You didn't answer-
Montana: Do I really need to?
N.J: I- true.
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Montana: *clinging to Wisconsin, terrified* ;p;
S.D: I just wanted a hug-
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N.D: I'm sad
Montana: Ok
N.D: Aren't you gonna-
Montana: No fuck off.
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I've been suffering from sever writers block-
hai ;p;
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
