Kentucky may look like a bean but he's a dirty-minded fucker and no one can change my mind about that.
To me, state heights are pretty accurate to their actual land sizes. Now- What I mean is. Alaska is still the tallest. Then Tex. Cali. And then just progressively gets shorter from there. Geo's salty because Florida is slightly taller than him.
New York always gets a sudden burst of energy in the middle of the night
Mass once got in a fight with a guy because he said "Miget is just as bad as the N-word."
When Utah was like a teen he used to be a huge player, well... Before he started trying to change for a certain someone-
Tennessee flirts really badly
D.C Is tired of all the shitty borders-
Gov can rant for hours on things he hates
Arizona has no blankets in his room because one time he caught fire and then it just spread-
New York is really good with Murder
During probation, many states got really desperate quickly, some joining/making gangs, other just illegally buying it.
All the Gov trio is short and my mind can't be changed, I.D.C is the tallest out of the three.
Idaho is scary when it comes to potatoes
New Mexico screams in Spanish quite often
Every state has a concerning addiction to something
I'm trying-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
