Florida: D.C if you were a fart, I'd clench my cheeks so hard. That way I will never let you go.
D.C: Awww~
D.C: What the fuck...
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Texas: What gives you the right to be with my son?
Miami: Can I be completely honest with you?
Texas: Uhh- sure?
Miami: I don't even know why he agreed to go out with me.
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Daytona: STOP KINK SHAMING ME!!
Miami: I GET KINK SHAMED EVERY DAY!! SOMETIMES FOR ONES I DON'T EVEN HAVE!!
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Louie: I did it because my friends did :)
France: God damn it Louisiana... If your friends jumped off a building would you do it too?
Louie: Yeah.
France: What-
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Lil' Dallas: *Talking to Cheyenne (Capital of Wyoming)* Maybe they have a contest for lonely children after this.
Lil' Cheyenne: Ye-
Lil' Houston: It's ONLY children Dallas. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you. >:C
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Britain: Your life is so sad.
Massachusetts: Probably because you're still in it.
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Rochester: *stubs a toe on a table leg* I'm fine :)
NYC: You sure-
Rochester: *starts shooting the table*
Staten Island: NOT AGAIN-
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YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
