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Mass: Hey N.Y, Albany is starting to get curious about the human body

N.Y: Awww shit, Ok I'll re-hide it.

Mass: Oh ok! Wait what--

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Connecticut: you may be stronger than me but my arms are bigger than yours :)

Rhode Island: My arms are compacted ok Just because im small doesn't mean im not strong you mother fucker-

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Kentucky: Soon it will be the 9th month on the 10th day... In the 21st year of the 20th century

Florida: Oh my god-

Utah: Do not bring him into this

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Maine: What's your biggest pet peeve?

New Hampshire: When people ask me questions...

Maine: Why...?

N.H: So you have chosen death-

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Texas: Bonjour Louie!! puis-je dormir avec toi!! :)

Louie: No I don't want to sleep with you

Texas: . . .

Texas: Is that what that means?

Louie: Dear lord-

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Tennessee: *Angry screaming as he jumps out a window*

Washington: My God that was an amazing representation of my mental health.

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Geo: Do it I believe in you

Florida: Really?

Geo: No not in the slightest but im being supportive

Florida: Wow. Thanks, dad! :D

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North Dakota: Hey Montana

Montana: What...

N.D: Ya know why vegans don't moan during sex?

Montana: No..?

N.D: Because they don't wanna admit some meat makes them happy *wheeze*

Montana: Fuck this shit- *leaves*

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~Meanwhile in 1957~

N.Y: Your honor permission to treat the witness as hostile

Judge: Permission granted

N.Y: Ima shoot you in the face

N.J: That will ruin my day.

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Jeff: Hey-

Rhode Island: SHUT THE FUCK UP *Proceeds to throw him off a ship*

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London: Hi old chaps!!

Mass: THE BRITTISH ARE BACK!!

London: Wha-

Mass: I AIN'T GOING BACK TO BEING A COLONY!! *Takes out a shotgun*

London: D.C HELP-

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