Jeremy: *Knocks on the door* Hello? I have your pizza-
Arizona: *opens the door while on fire* Thanks Jerbear!
Jeremy: Doesn't that hurt...?
Arizona: Nah. I'm used to it.
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Greg: *hugging Jeremy* :)
Jeremy: *confused* What's up with you?
Greg: Just happy you're here hun!!
Jeremy: *flustered* O-Ok...
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N.Y: We have adopted this sad person. And now they are one of us.
Jeremy: What-
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Wyoming: Thanks for the pizza. *slams the door in their face *
Jeremy: N-no tip..? :C
Wyoming: *comes back and hands him 200 bucks then slams the door again*
Jeremy: Awww... Thanks, bud! :D
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Jeremy: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I've been feeling are actually severe psychological distress...
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Jeremy: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Michael: Okay, but in my defense, Greg bet me 50 cents I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Jeremy: That's not what I wanted to-
Jeremy: you drank SHAMPOO?!
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Florida: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Jeremy: You were flirting with D.C.
Florida: So what? He's my partner.
Jeremy: You asked them if he was single.
Florida: .-.
Jeremy: And then you cried when they said they weren't.
Florida: ,:C
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Jeremy: *contemplating on if he should quit or not*
Cali: *laying on the floor while on fire* :)
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Jeremy: *sighs* Oh... black coffee you're my only friend. =w=
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N.J: We have the good *points at Utah, Mary, Geo, and Kentucky*
N.J: The bad *points at Louie, Flo, Texas, and N.Y*
N.J: And then there's Jeremy and Greg. *points at them*
N.J: The best ones out of all of us.
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Jeremy: What do you think Texas will do for a distraction?
D.C: He'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
D.C: ... or he could do that.
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Jeremy: *Screaming*
Greg: What's wrong, best friend?!
Jeremy: I DROPPED MY COFFEE!!
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
