POV: Alabama went to order food at a food truck and left Ohio, Indi, and West Virginia in the car.
Indiana: *banging on the window* ALABAMA!! ALABAMA!!
Ohio: GET THE RANCH DRESSING!!
West: *joins Indiana and starts banging on the window* ALABAMA!! THE RANCH NOT BUFFALO--
Alabama: *orders buffalo sauce because it's his favorite* :D
West Ohio & Indi: ALABAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
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Michigan: Don't mind me just- *poofs*
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Cali: *gets stabbed*
Stabber person: >:D
Cali: LIVING IS OVERRATED ANYWAY- *not dies*
Stabber person: .-.
Cali: Fuck- I forgot I was immortal...
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Michigan: *trying to be a good best friend* BE ASSERTIVE INDIANA!!
Indiana: Hey Nebraska that's my can of corn!
Nebraska: Oh potholes! Sor-
Michigan: NOW LET HIM HAVE IT!!
Indiana: You can have it! :D
Nebraska: Wow thanks bud!! You're so nice! :D
Indiana: Not a problem Nebraska!
Michigan: .-.
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DC: *Standing in front of a pool and recording for Tik Tok* Hi guys this is my sister! :)
IDC: Hello everyone-
DC: *pushes her in the pool* NO ONE CARES!!
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*Cue all comments simping for IDC*
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London: So I've heard that non-binary people don't exist.
Gov: Who the fuck told you that-
London: Not important, I found this in my closet tho! :)
Sky News: I like bread. :D
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CNN: Heeeey... Uhh...
Gov: What's up?
CNN: The government is probably going to run out of money on the 18th.
DC: WHAT?!
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*Cue every state in the house flipping out*
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Cali: CAN YOU NOT KEEP OPENING!!
Southern California: *puts on sunglasses*
S.Cali: No.
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:D
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
