*A trip to the pool with some cities*
Tallahassee: Hey Austin look. *points at Miami and Houston*
Austin: You thinking what im thinking
Tallahassee: Two guys sitting in a hot tub
Austin: Zero feet apart because they're gay :)
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Geo: :C
Fem Geo: Who hurt me- *pulls out a gun*
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Mass: If you had a real name what would it be
Mary: Daniel.
PA: Why?
Mary: Why not?
Mass: I wanna be Max
PA: Mad max-
Mass: I fucking hate you...
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Utah: Coco... I-I think I'm Bisexual.
Coco: FINALLY YOU ADMIT IT!! I ALWAYS KNEW-
Utah: WHAT?!
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Cali: Do you ever just wanna get hit by a train and have your head fly off your body.
Texas: Pardon-
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*Somewhere in Hawaii*
Alaska: WHY IS IT SO HOT?!
Hawaii: come on you'll be fine. It's not even 90 yet.
Alaska: *melting* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YET?!
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Russia: Hi
D.C: Hi
Russia: *pats his head* Such a shame an adorable American like you can be so easy to crush under a nuke. :)
D.C: ._.
Gov: This is why we don't talk to her...
I.D.C: Shut the fuck up.
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Poland: :)
Germany: Hey Polen I-
Poland: 'Ight I'm ahead out.
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Cali: quick give me an idea
N.Y: Be gay do crime
Cali: No. *points at Gov* Idea go.
Gov: Tax fraud.
Cali: That's illegal *points at Wyoming* You.
Wy: Stab Gov.
Cali: Also illegal. *points at Geo* You...?
Geo: We can make a cake :)
Cali: PERFECT!!
Wy: mine was better-
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N.J: Wanna make out
Rhode: What?
N.J: I said do you want Take out? There's a good sea food restaurant I can order from down the road!*gay panic*
Rhode: Damn it-
Rhode: I mean... Ok, sure! :)
:D
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
