Kentucky: You can't just magically make me feel better. >:C
Geo: *Sighs and takes his shirt off*
Kentucky: OH HELL YEAH-
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S.C: Where's New Jersey and New York?
N.C: I dunno. I assumed they were with you.
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New Jersey: FUCK YOU ITS MINE *Holding Liberty Island*
New York: ITS SHARED CUSTODY BITCH!! OLD ASS COURT MAN SAID SO!
Supreme Court: No one ever respects me anymore *sniff* I hate it here. ;p;
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Savannah: I found this note.
Austin: What does it say?
Savannah: Two... Toads sucking each other's toes?!
Miami: *giggling* I'm a true poet.
Houston: Why do I love you..?
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Arkansas: *Making out with Oklahoma*
Texas: I KNEW IT! YOU TWO ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!
Oklahoma: No! Look. *Points to Arkansas's and his socks* We have our socks on.
Texas: Damn it-
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Miami: Please don't-
Atlanta: M-I-A-M-I
Daytona Beach: RUNNING OUT OF TIME
Nashville: WE GOTTA GO WE GOTTA GO WE GOTTA GO
Charleston: I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW
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Mississippi: Brother have you seen my-
Alabama & Ohio: *Aggressively making out*
Mississippi: Ya know what never mind... INDIANA COME GET YA BOYS THEY DOING STUFF ON THE COUCH AGAIN!!
Indiana: *Running in with the Anti-Horny bat* ON IT-
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West: *eating chicken*
Virginia: Slow down or you'll choke
West: Fuck you I do what I want- *starts choking*
Virginia: My family is a bunch of idiots...
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YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
