Houston: I love you :)
Miami: That's kinda gay Houston.
Houston: We literally just had sex--
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Montgomery: Hi. This is my asshole of a cousin!
Jackson: I hate you.
(Capital of Mississippi btw)
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Fort Worth: It would be a shame if I just died.
Dallas: Nah it would be a blessing.
F.W: Fuck you ok-
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Atlanta: *Climbs into Raleigh's bed tired as hell*
Raleigh: Atlanta what are you doing?
Atlanta: Nap.
Raleigh: What if our feet touch or something?
Atlanta: We fuck. Duh. Goodnight.
Raleigh's 💭: The temptation--
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Juneau: Remember. Say no homo. Then it's not gay.
Savannah: I-Is that how it works?
Columbus (OH): Well duh. How else do you think my dad has two boyfriends? It's not gay because they all said no homo before their relationship! :D
Atlanta: Sounds good enough for me. :)
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Miami: What if we kissed behind the shower curtains.
Houston: With or without clothes?
Miami: Without.
Houston: :) *Picks him up and takes him into the bathroom*
Austin: I just want one night of silence... IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK FOR?!?!
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Texas: I don't approve.
Houston: To be fair when did you ever?
Texas: Fair enough.
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I.D.C: I fell in love with an idiot...
Female Florida: I SET NORTH CAROLINA ON FIRE GUYS!! :D
Geo: She has my approval. :)
Kentucky: The hell is wrong with you.
Geo: A lot.
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Austin: What in the fuck nuckles is that...
Texas: WHO THE HELL TAUGHT HIM SWEAR WORDS?!?!
Dallas: Houston-
Houston: Fucking snitch...
:)
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
