Maryland: *killing a mouse that scared him* >:)
Everyone else at Disney World: *confused screaming*
Florida & Cali: *crying*
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Mass: What now.
PA: Your name has ass in it-
Mary: It's like... I don't even know- go to bed it's late.
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Baltimore: *quietly threatens Mass and PA's existence for dating his dad*
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Mary: Geo.
Geo: Yeah?
Mary: I think Mass and PA like me.
Geo: *who already knew because of how obvious it was* Oh really what makes you say that-
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PA: *eating Hershey candy bars again* :)
Mary: WHO TOLD HIM WHERE I MOVED HIS STASH?!
Mass: *intense sweating and dirty thoughts from the night before* ' -.\\\\-.
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(Before Mary joined the couple-)
Mary: I feel a bit uncomfy.
Mass' Why is that?
Mary: You two haven't stopped staring at me since I got here an hour ago
PA: *nervous laughing*
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Boston: Who are you guys?
Philly: Probably your new siblings in a few years.
Harrisburg: Unfortunately... I hate you all. I wanna be alone.
Baltimore: Awww~ we already have something in common Harrisburg. I hate me too!! *hugs them*
Annapolis: STOP!!
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Annapolis: So... Dad. These are your new lovers..?
Mary: Y-Yep.
PA: Hey there kid! *tries to pat her head*
Annapolis: *slaps his hand away* Don't touch me.
Mass: Oh ok-
PA: HEY!! I'M TRYING TO BE NICE!!
Annapolis: And I wake up to chose violence every. single. day.
Mary: ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
