Florida: What are the rules of this monopoly game.
Alabama: Well first keep your pants on.
Florida: I don't wanna play anymore. >:C
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Geo: YOU ARE YOU BEING SO ANNOYING I JUST WANNA CUDDLE!! >:C
D.C: I can't...
Geo: AND WHY THE HELL NOT?
D.C: *on the phone in the middle of the store* I'M NOT HOME!!
Geo: *on the other end* CUDDLE THE DAMN PHONE!
D.C: WHY- Ya know what. Fine. *angrily hugs the phone for the rest of his shopping*
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CDC: SIPPI!! I'M TALKING TO TEXAS!! SHUSH!
Mississippi: FUCK TEXAS I'M TALKING TO YOU!!
CDC: . . .
Mississippi: . . .
CDC & Mississippi: *starts aggressively making out*
Texas: I-
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Louie: *at the dinner table with other states* :)
Louie: *proceeds to randomly moan loudly*
Alaska: *taking out a gun* I'm fucking sick of this shit-
Arizona: FUCK!
Utah: MOUTH!
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Cali: Texas. Smile.
Texas: O-ok. ,:)
N.Y: Oh... my... lord...
Oklahoma: HE'S A WALKING COWBOY EMOJI-
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Nevada: *Making a bowl of cereal* :)
Nevada: *hears a distant explosion and spills his milk*
Nevada: *Sobbing* My-My MILK!! FUCK YOU GOV!!
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PA: Shut up and fuck already.
Ohio & West Virginia: What-
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North Dakota: OH MY GOD MONTANA WHAT HAPPEN?!
Montana: *proceeds to aggressively sniff a pile of 'white powder'*
South Dakota: Never mind, I'm on it.
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Wyoming: Darl- D.C what's wrong?
D.C: Confederation came over, I'm just feeling like shit right now...
Wyoming: *pats his head* Don't worry hun, I'll handle it.
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Wyoming: *Standing in front of Confederation's burning house* :)
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Tennessee: Have you ever put up a tent?
Oklahoma: No...
Alabama: Have you ever spent more than 30 minutes outside? Dumbass.
Oklahoma: When I had to look for Texas when he got independence and left me with Mexico.
Alabama: . . .
Tennessee: . . .
Oklahoma: I used to ride my horse when I was a kid, then I got bashed. I don't ride horses anymore-
Alabama: *wheezes*
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District: *slaps Gov and walks off*
IDC: The fuck did you do to him?
Gov: I NEVER DID ANYTHING!! WHAT THE HELL-
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
