Cali: *licks some Angel blood off his sword*
Cali: Good soup.
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Indiana: It's no simp September Ohio. You know what that means~!
Ohio: *sniff* I sleep on the fucking couch-
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Mississippi: What's going on?
Geo: Tenn and Oregon are fighting again
Miss: That makes sense... But why is Washington screaming
Geo: Oregon picked him up and is using him as a weapon probably.
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N.Y: Why... is that one looking at me...?
Florida: Who Louie? That just means he likes you.
N.Y: He hasn't blinked in three hours...
Florida: He must really like you then!! :D
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Mass: Guys. Guys. Guys. Guys.
Connecticut: What?
Mass: I have a hat-
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D.C: GEORGIA!!
Geo: hmm?
D.C: *Trying to keep Florida from hugging him* GET YOUR CHILD!!
Geo: *Lays down on the floor* Nah you got this, I need a nap.
Florida: H U G!!
D.C: N O-
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Illinois: *Holding some romance book* I'm never going to find love outside of the fictional world am I?
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Cali: Welcome to hell. How did you die?
Karen: I SHOULDN'T BE HERE!! LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER-
Cali: *stabs her* I don't get paid enough for this shit.
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Atlanta: Soooo... What do you angels do for fun?
Releigh: We play uh chess.
Atlanta: *laughs*
Releigh: -. _ -. ??
Atlanta: Oh damn you're serious-
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Salt Lake City: What was the goal?
Utah: Not to fall for a human...
S.L.C: And what did you do?
Utah: Exactly that...
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Long face-
alright, bai
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
