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Anyway-
Louisiana forces Alabama and Texas to make cookies that look like all the states and some countries if they feel like it. They're always filled with red jelly-like shit so it looks like they're bleeding. Despite being a household tradition Indiana always forgets and freaks out every time he eats one.
Indiana is the easiest to scare and that's something Louie does "accidentally"
He has nailed Rhode Island (By nailing his clothes on there not pulling a Rome-) to the wall for a more "realistic look"
He lets the voodoo dolls roam freely around the house on Halloween night. Kinda like elf on the shelf thing but dolls. And they actually move- Texas has woken up to his holding a knife next to him. Now he sleeps with his door triple-locked and the same goes for his windows-
Louie always dresses up as warlock/elf because it's just him-
His favorite thing is pumpkin picking because he refuses to buy store-bought ones. Texas always picks the biggest ones he can find yet never takes them home because their too heavy-
Other southern states are spooked more than any other region. Simply because Louie will do a burst of loud witch-like laughter in the middle of the night.
Even if he is a grown boi he still trick or treats with another state and all the neighborhood thinks it's wholesome.
He is the best costume maker on this side of D.C which no one knows what side thereon but District so-
Every year he spooks Christmas loving New York somehow. Since N.Y has already started playing Christmas music and setting up his own decorations in his room by October. He was like why not. Yes, it scares the New Yorker every time, he just denies it-
As sort of a compromise between the two warring states. N.Y proposed the idea of a Halloween-themed mistletoe. Reluctantly, Louie agreed and states constantly get caught under it because they forget it's there-
Bai bai
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
