Random kid: *in history class* Texas abortion law was perfectly legal. Because my mom would have gotten an abortion but didn't and im still alive.
Atlanta: *tired of his shit* You are the living advertisement of why women should have abortions and use birth control.
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Detroit: What day is it?
Flint: September 23rd.
Detroit: Fuck- Alright *grabs Tusla and drags her into the bathroom*
Flint: What was that--
Austin: National kiss your crush day
Flint: oh...
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Houston: Why can't you listen to me when I say you can't multiply fractions like that?!
Miami: I know your mad and all hun. But it only turns me on...
Houston: Excuse me--
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Random dickhead child: Pfft- look at this loser. I mean, seriously crying over something like that?
Austin: *sniff* YA KNOW WHAT- YOUR FACE LOOKS POOPY
Child: >:O
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Las Vegas: Guys...
Philly:?
Las Vegas: I have a squirrel--
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NYC: Let me explain something to you ok.
Rochester: What?
NYC: When you die. You don't know your dead, it's just hard for everyone else. It's also the same when your a dumbass--
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New Orleans: *walks into class*
The class: AAAAHH!! THE FRENCH-
N.O: You guys suck--
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Staten Island: I wish someone would forcefully impregnate me...
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Albany: If you two could be ice cream flavors what would it be?
Rochester: Vanilla :)
NYC: Wow! Basic bitch, I'd be pistachio.
Rochester: Is it because no one likes you?
Albany: Damn.
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Santa Fe: HOW THE HELL DID I END UP LEARNING ABOUT TEXAS!!
Santa Fe: I HATE FUCKING TEXAS!!
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Savannah: And that will take us about 0.8 seconds- Uhhh... Charleston you ok?
Charleston: Sorry what were you saying? I got distracted by-- OH LOOK A SHOE!! :D
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:)
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
