Florida: *writing TexCali fanfics*
Geo: Hey Florida! I brought you some dinner-
Florida: DAD I CAN EXPLAIN!!
Geo: I want in. Let me see.
Florida: Oh. Ok :)
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Texas & Cali: *loudly fighting in a meeting*
Florida: See that Gov. It's a mating ritual.
Gov: I wanna die. I want to so badly I-
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Oregon: *High as fuck* I don't know Washington... That's kinda gay
Washington: We've been together for like three years now... The hell?
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I.D.C: I hate everything...
Florida (F): what if I do this. *Kisses her cheek*
I.D.C: I still hate everything but a little less now. :)
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Geo: *doing the dishes and somehow gets his hand stuck* What the fuck-
*Insert 'CornHub' theme song here*
Geo: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Kentucky: Hey G-
Geo: GET THE FUCK BACK!!
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Florida: and over here we have a dumbass. *Points at Britain on a map*
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Oklahoma: Who needs the D's in threes. Like-
Oklahoma: I can just talk to my parents if I wanted to disappoint two people! :)
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:)
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
