Denver: For DanTDM to become a dad... Someone had to ride the diamond minecart.
Atlanta: *Chokes on coke*
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(Random Ship that popped in my head-)
Savannah: Dallas what's wrong?
Dallas: Fucking- LIFE IS WRONG!
Savannah: *Hugs him* It's gonna be alright bud! Just keep ya head up and ignore Houston. :)
Dallas: *quietly passes away*
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Kentucky: I don't see why Pennywise is so famous. Like- I swallow kids too! Heck Georgia praises me for it! And enjoys it when I do it!!
Georgia: *Blushing* SHUT THE HELL UP-
Virginia: Excuse me what the FUCK?!
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N.C: How do you spell hot?
S.C: N-E-W J-E-R-E-S-Y
Florida: I may be dumb but I don't think that's how you spell hot.
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Phoenix: Dad. When am I going to get my wings?
Arizona: .-.
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Gotta present something in front of 40 people tomorrow for school! Wish me luck because I am scared of people.
Bai-
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
