Kentucky: Fuck I spilled milk...
Florida: *Points at the milk* Me when your mom- when- me when your mom- Your mom-
Kentucky: I regret everything.
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Texas Dems: Rick and Morty Rick and Morty, Rick rick rick rick-
Texas: The hell are you doing?
Texas Dems: singing this till someone listens to me
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Cali: Sooo~ You and Austin-
Gov: Shut the hell up.
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Maryland: *poofs* I'm here to give you attention and love
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Georgia: When Mississippi and Alabama were kids I used to randomly throw cheese at their face and myself and pretend like I didn't know who did it. The look of confusion on their face was priceless.
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Nevada: Ya can't keep saying shit bro. We love you but you can't just-
Coco: Couldn't a hot dog be a sandwich?
Utah: *On the verge of tears* No...
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Florida: Imagine not being able to drink Orange juice after brushing your teeth.
N.Y: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME-
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Wisconsin: I need a hug
Minnesota: *tired* And I need you to stop drinking, we're both unhappy.
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Tusla: What is this BULL SHIT?!
Houston: It's a book...?
Tulsa: Well it's good bull shit but the Outsiders is still better.
Houston: Bitch-
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N.C: Brother you're alive!!
S.C: Yeah-
N.C: Now I can kill you!!
S.C: NOT IF I KILL YOU FIRST!!
N.C: OH YEAH?
S.C: YEAH-
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Atlanta: You insufferable mutt...
Charlotte: You piece of fucking shit... *cue the two of them glaring daggers at each other from across the dinner table*
Raleigh: I-I just wanted to invite her to a nice DINNER-
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N.J: The sexual tension between Walmart and Target on TikTok gets stronger every day and no one has said anything about it.
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PA: What's your favorite animal, little guy-
Baltimore: Satan.
PA: *sweating* Oh... Alright...
Idk man
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YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
