Maryland: Imagine being a fucking virgin.
Vriginia: I'M NOT A VIRGIN MAN!!
Mary: WAIT YOU'RE NOT?!
N.Y: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN A LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Delaware: *High pitched screaming*
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Geo: I will survive no nut November! >:D
Kentucky: *Enters the room in one of those sexy bunny outfits* Are you sure about that?
Geo: . . . N o . . .
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Oklahoma: What an asshole am I right?
Arkansas: I'm an asshole??
Oklahoma: N-No were you even paying attention!?
Arkansas: Sorry I got distracted by your face... It's hot.
Oklahoma: *Blushing* Excuse me?
Arkansas: I said that out loud-
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Alaska: Man... My hot pocket is still cold...
Alaska: OH WAIT- I HAVE AN ARIZONA!! :D
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The south: *Puts sugar in tea*
The North: This is why we don't all get along...
London: What the fuck is wrong with you people-
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Miami: Silence bitch.
Houston: I didn't even say anything-
Miami: I do not wish to be horny anymore,
Miami: I just want to be happy...
Houston: I could get us some ice cream.
Miami: *hugs him* YOU KNOW ME SO WELL LOVE! ,:D
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Austin: So how are things with Miami?
Houston: *Turns around and Miami is clinging to his back* Pretty good-
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Savanah: So... What's got you down?
Dallas: Existance. :C
Savanah: Do you wanna go to that Whataburger place you like? I know how much you love their food!
Dallas: Yes very much so-
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Texas: Godyou'readorable-
Cali: What?
Texas: *Gay panic* I said god you're annoying-
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Washington: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*
Oregon: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I'd have 15 cents
Washington: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you
Texas: Actually I did the math, Oregon would have $225, not $0.15.
Oregon: Fam I'm right here....
Coco: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)
Florida: while you're there could you buy me an apply juice please?
Coco: Sorry I only have a dollar
Florida: :(
Texas: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Oregon would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent
Florida: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice
N.Y: You can buy anything you want with $22,500
Louie: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice
N.Y: Apply juice to what??
Florida: Directly to the forehead
Washington: Great chat everyone
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Michigan: We need to distract these guys
Nebraska: Leave it to me
Nebraska: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Ohio, Illinois, and North Dakota: *Immediately begin arguing*
Indiana: *watching in horror* Oh this. I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
bai bai-
:D
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Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
