Texas: Yeah I do stand-up comedy, that's why my legs hurt. :)
Alaska: BOO!! you're not funny. Shut up. I wanna sleep-
Texas: BOOO!! Your mom died.
Alaska: Didn't yours-
Texas: shut.
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Oklahoma: Honestly. Geo. I have to thank you.
Geo: For what?
Oklahoma: Telling my kids that when they lie their eyes change color, now I know that when they're lying they cover their eyes.
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Kentucky: *sits down at a cafe* This place is nice!
West: Yeah :)
Kentucky: *notices his Ex* OH! Shit- it's him...
West: Wait the guy who-
Kentucky: *hiding his face* Yep.
West: Then he-
Kentucky: yeah. We're just gonna ignore him tho. It's ok.
West: Pardon? If what he did was 'ok' then so is second-degree murder. *grabs a spoon*
Kentucky: How do you kill someone with a spoon-?! No. Whatever just ignore him. He doesn't need to ruin our day.
West: all I wanna do is 'talk' to him.
Kentucky: No...
West: Fine >:C
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Rhode Island: *having a mental breakdown after states kept sending him 'you're short' tiktoks on repeat*
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Rida: Hey hun...
I.D.C: Yes love?
Rida: How do vampires react to periods?
I.D.C: What-
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Alabama: Drop the bottle.
Ohio: *clinging to a bottle of wine* I-I don't wanna tho...
Alabama: *slowly taking out a gun* Drop. The. Bottle.
Ohio: What are you gonna do? Shoot me?
Alabama: M-maybe-
Ohio: pull the trigger. You won't.
Michigan: *snatches the gun out his hands* I WILL!!
Alabama: NO WAIT-
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Austin: *steps on a lego*
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Austin's innocence: 'ight I'ma head out.
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Austin: FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT!! THESE MOTHERFUCKING LEGOS-
Texas: *Country music stops* What-
Houston: *slowly takes off his hat* 👁👄👁
San Antonio: esa boca ... oh dios mio ... (Google says, That mouth... Oh my god...)
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Wyoming: *dancing* :)
Coco: Hi-
Wyoming: Go away, you're fucking up my vibe.
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Bai :)
YOU ARE READING
Statehouse stuff again
FanfictionHai. im doing it again- I'd like to say this isn't to offend anyone. this is for me to be dumb as hell. :)
