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We don't talk about the fem versions of States so I'm a do more of that-

Do I have names for all the states? No, but im probably gonna make some in the morning idk--



Casey (Fem D.C) hates everyone at her job and seriously just wants to go home. No one listens to her and it just pisses her off.

Cali and Fem Cali hug each other every time they see each other because they both know they need it.

Jersey has broken a bone by slipping on a rock

Texas cried while playing that old Mama's cooking game and kept cursing out mama

To be honest everyone in this country kinda needs therapy--

Casey did do a similar thing to D.C and put all the states in one house. That very same day New York stabbed Tennessee after an argument on what to make for dinner.

✨First day of fourth grade and Dallas walked home after two hours and took a nap✨

Texas still tells that story to this day--

Both IDCs get angry easily

Texas keeps accidentally be braking plates. He be to stronk-

The south will say some of the most damnedest things at the wrong times.

Once when Kentucky was little he stepped on a bee (not even wearing shoes), and ever since then, he's just been scared of walking outside without shoes. He also is terrified of bees and just runs away screaming bloody murder if someone says there's one nearby him.

Arkansas was the kid that bugs and brought some to older southern states as gifts. (No most of them didn't like it--)

Missouri constantly forgets how to spell Kansas.

Oklahoma's favorite holiday is Halloween and the Northeast constantly talks shit about it in front of him. Louie also loves Halloween but the states are too scared to say anything because he's Louie--

Mass has practiced kissing with his hand before and I will not be taking any questions.

Hear me out. Younger Texas had an Emo phase--

Fem Utah is openly lesbian and is with fem Nevada. Does she still deal with internalized homophobia? Yes---

Florida wrote fanfiction of arguably the two most Homophobic states (Granted they don't make too bad comments because they're trying to be more supportive and all--) Arkansas and Oklahoma. And was not that surprised when he walked in on them making out in Oklahoma's room. (Might write about that because it sounds funny.)










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