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Br- sorry

P- your a jerk

Br- no im not!

P- shut up and help me clean

Br- since when did you get to boss me around?

L- ever since you put a ring on it

Br- not for long

P- fyi i hope you know we might have to behave like friends but your not taking off our wedding ring

L- wdym "behave like friends"?

P- this dumbass decided that it would be a good idea to accept sofies supid challenge. So now we have to be friends for a week after easter

L- i'd pay to see that

Br- hold on im not the only one at fault. this bitch

P- im no-

He put his hand at her mouth. She smiled

Br- its my turn to talk. As i was saying im not the only one who agreed to do this if she really didn't want to she would've told me

Pierson licked his hand

L- are you not suffocating her?

Br- no, she likes it

L- istg couple therapy is calling

Pierson removed his hand

P- NO! Not couples therapy i heard that its the worse thing in the world and plus nothings wrong with us

L- you guys call eachother bitch, dumbass, and jerk and you guys just got here. So im wondering what you guys call eachother at home

P- first off why are you all up in our business?

L- fiRsT oFf why dont you go ride brents bike then come back and talk to me when you get rid of your attitude??

P- he dosent even have a bike so get a better come back logan

Brent stared at her

P- what?

Br- i do have a bike

P- you bought one without me!!?!??!

Br- logan has one too

P- yeah i know. What are you trying to say?

L- she's slow

Br- not exactly slow... maybe just a bit less smarter than the avrage human being

L- i guess you can say that

Br- whats that one vegetale that you dont like?

P- eggplant like that shits nasty theres nothing anybody could do to make me even consider it a food or even like it

L- okayyyyy sureee

P- am i missing the joke here?

L- mhm really and its embarrassing

Br- whats that vegetale used for in text

She had to think about it

P- OOOOHHHH thats what you guys were laughing about?????

L- mhm

They both started laughing again

P- i cant even ride a bike properly and im talking about a REAL bike not whatever you guys are talking about

L- at your grown age you can't ride a bike!?!?!

P- never learned cus dad only cared about you

Br- that other night say otherwise

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