What if they get stuck in an island?

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_In an Island_

Kuroko: I can't believe that our ship sank.

Kise: NOOOO! We're stuck in this island forever!

Aomine: There's no such thing as forever! and calmed down! Akashi has a plan for us, right?

Akashi: Nope.

Midorima: WHAT?! What the hell are we going to do in this island then?

Murasakibara: Well that's it. This is where it ends. Before I die I just want to say that I'm blessed to have you guys as my teammates. Good bye!

Kise: WAAAHHH! (T.T) I can't die without seeing how I look!

Kuroko: No one is gonna die. Please calm down.

Kise: Okay, kurokocchi!

Midorima: Well, I'm out of luck, what's your plan?

Akashi: We have no ranges is this area so we can't call but for sure my army will find me eventually so in the mean time, let's survive.

Aomine: We still have some snacks that we got from the ship,right?Murasakibara: Abboooutt thhaaat....

Aomine: I shouldn't have asked. -__-. You ate it all.

Murasakibara: -nods-

Kise: We're going to die.

Midorima: There's a jungle right behind us! Nothing's gonna happen if we stay in this shore! Let's search for some fruits or anything.

Akashi: I agree. Let's team up. Atsushi's with me.

Kise: I'm with...

Aomine: Let's go, Tetsu!

Kise: But! that means I'm left with -slowly turns head-

Midorima: I hate this.

Kise: Aominecchi! Switch with me!

Aomine: You're on your own, pretty boy!

Kise/Midorima: NOOOOOO!


(Meanwhile, Murasakibara and Akashi)

Murasakibara: Here's the logs you said, Aka-chin.-hands the logs-

Akashi: The vines?

Murasakibara: Here. -hands the vines-

Akashi: The banana leaves?

Murasakibara: Here too. -hands the leaves-

Akashi: Now get me some coconuts. MAke sure there's still juice inside it.

Murasakibara: Are you making a comfy shade just for yourself?

Akashi: Pfft! O-of course not! Why would I be so selfish?

Murasakibara: You are, aren't you? -_-

Akashi: Hey, I'm an emperor! Just do what I say!

Murasakibara: As long as you give me something to eat.


(Aomine and Kuroko)

Kuroko: Should we get this potato or that one?

Aomine: Sure whatever.

Kuroko: Are you listening to me?

Aonime: Hey, Tetsu look at that! -points and delicious looking fruit-

Kuroko: Let's get that too.

Aomine: -climbs up the tree and gets the fruit-

Kuroko: Good, let's taste them. -tastes the fruit-

Aomine: -tastes the fruit-

Kuroko/Aomine: -Spits out the fruit-

Aomine: Whashs zhsa zhell iszh thash? (What the hell is that?)

Kuroko: zshey har poishonoushz fluitshz. (They are poisonous fruits)

Aomine: Whashs zhsa zhell iszh thash? (What the hell is that?)

Kuroko: zshey har poishonoushz fluitshz. (They are poisonous fruits)

Aomine: whashs zhiz yu shzayh? (What did you say?)

Kuroko: whashs zhiz yu shzayh, Aoshmine-khun? (What did you say, Aomine-kun?)

Aomine: Huh?

Kuroko: huh?

Aomine: czskam hon! (Come on!)

(Kise/Midorima)

Kise: Midorimacchi! Look there's a river!

Midorima: Let's find out if there's a fish in there.

Kise: Yey! -runs to the river and made a big splash when he jump onto it-

Midorima:Stop that! You're scaring the fishes! -looks at the water and sees nothing-

Kise: Sorry! Look! There's a mountain over there!

Midorima: Let's go over there.

(In the mountain)

Kise/Midorima: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!-runs downwards due to a lion chasing them-

Midorima: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME GO TO THAT MOUNTAIN!

KISE: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SAID TO GO THERE!

Midorima: DON'T BLAME ME,NANODAYO!

Kise: -sees Akashi sipping a coconut while sitting in a bamboo chair- AKASHICCHI! HELP US!

Akashi: WHAT THE! -runs with Midorima and Kise-

Midorima: OI! DO SOMETHING!

Akashi: THAT'S A LION! I CAN'T DO ANYTHING WITH THAT!

Murasakibara: Aka-chin, here's the --- Why are you running? -sees the three running towards him-

Kise/Midorima/Akashi: RUN,IDIOT!

Murasakibara:(sees the lion behind them) AHAAAAAHH! (runs with them)

(Aomine/Kuroko: walking back to the shore)

Aomine: Shorryh habhout lhately, Teshu. (Sorry about lately,Tetsu)

Kuroko: Hit'sh ohkay, hatleash hit's h nhot bhad like lhately (It's okay, atleast it's not bad like lately)

Midorima/Akashi/Kise/Murasakibara: AHHHHHHHH!

Kuroko: Lhook, hit'sh zhem. -points at nearby- (Look, it's them)

Aomine: zhey're being shased by ha lhion. (They're being chased by a lion)

Kuroko: lhet's conthinue szearching fhor fhoods. (Let's continue searching for foods)

(Night; in the shore)

Kise: I'm so tired!

Midorima: At least we got rid of that stupid cat.

Akashi: Thank me for that!

Murasakibara: I'm still hungry.

Kuroko: You already ate all the fruits we found.

Aomine: Good thing, we don't have that stupid accent anymore.

Kise: How long are we going to get stuck here?

Akashi: I still don't know.

Murasakibara: At least there's no lion chasing us.

??: RAWR!

Aomine: Spoke too soon!

Kuroko:It's the lion.

Midorima: RUN!

GoM: Ssssssss.Ooooooooooooooo.Sssssssssssss!

*****


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