Marvel Imagines

Loki Laufeyson- Pudding

[High School Au's]

     You hum absently as you peel off the top of a pudding cup and dumb the insides into the top drawer of the desk. At your school, Stark High, the Principle, Mr. Fury, is a major buzz kill whenever you try to pull pranks.

Like just last week he caught you breaking into Steve Rogers' locker to fill it up with rubber snakes. It would've been an awesome but, you know, he caught you.

So now you're filling up his desk with pudding and there's no one who can stop you.

"What are you doing?"

You look up over the desk and see Loki Laufeyson, Thor's adopted brother. He gets called in the office a lot because of his rude behavior, but the secretary obviously has a soft spot for him so he's always in the clear.

"What does it look like?"

"Revenge."

"Mhm," You empty the cup and drop it in your backpack, grabbing another one and opening different drawer. "You gonna tell?"

"Not if you give me one." You toss him a cup and he opens it, dipping a finger inside and nods once he's tasted it. "Vanilla. Fury hates vanilla."

"Which is exactly why I brought two backpacks full of it." You toss him another one. "Care to help a girl out?"

He smirks, stepping around the desk and opens a drawer. "If we get caught this is on you."

"Oh, please. Like we'd ever-"

"No, I don't need to take a vacation!"

You both look up, eyes wide as Fury's voice grows louder.

"Under the desk. Hurry!" You gather your things and dive into the small opening under the desk, grunting when Loki squeezes in next to you. "Your hands on my-"

"Jesus, women! How many goddamn times do I have to say it? I am fine! What, like you haven't forgotten your keys before?"

The door handle jigs and at the last second, you pull the chair closer and in the process spill a glob of pudding on Loki's pants.

"Why you-!" You press your hand against his mouth and he gasps against your palm, giving you a dirty look but doesn't move as the door flies open and Fury enters.

"Yes, I see them! And don't you think for a second that I will let them out of my sight ever again!"

You and Loki look at each other, eyes wide with fear and suddenly it's like you know your lives are over. Fury's going to catch you and skin you both alive.

Then a clanging sound comes from on top of the desk and Fury huffs. "I have them, you crazy women. Yes, I'm coming. For heavens sake yes, I am on my way!"

You both let out a breath of relief when his footsteps disappear and the door slams behind him.

"Well, if that wasn't exiting," Loki says once you've finished filling up the desk and toss the cups into a trash bin. "I thought for sure he was speaking of us."

You laugh, wiping down your hands and you walk towards the window. "Yeah, me too."

"We make a good team." His comment makes you turn, and you swear you see him blushing but it's gone in a flash and he's back to scowling. "Though I would not have chosen something as messy as pudding.

You snort, waving a hand as you drop your backpack out the window and climb onto the ceil. "Then you can pick the prank next time."

He nods. "Certainly."

With a final salute, you hop out of the room and run off.

Loki turns, exiting the room and the secretary stops him. She asks him why he looks so smug.

His reply is simple and quick to the point before he leaves the office: "I have a date."
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And then in the morning, when Fury unlocks the offices door and enters the room, he spots an empty cup of vanilla pudding lying on the floor and narrows his eyes.

He knows somethings off, but he's not sure what. It's only when he opens his drawer for a pen and reaches inside does he know. He lets out a might roar and opens all of he drawers, finding them brimming with vanilla pudding.

Hand sill coated in pudding, he flies out of his office and heads straight for the cafeteria where he finds you and Loki happily eating cups of vanilla pudding.