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( LUCKY CHARMS )

RV CAMP OF UFO
ENTHUSIAST
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"So, they're real. UFO's." Dean says.

"Like I said before, son, the truth is out there." Says Wayne.

"Okay, you're the expert. How do I get them?" Asks Sam. 

"Come again?"

"You hunt ET's, right? I need to know how to get them." Sam says.

"You and me both." Wayne says.

"This is it?" Asks Sam.

"Well, I'd say that 30 years of eyewitness accounts speak for themselves as incontrovertible proof—" Wayne starts.

"Yeah, right. My brother was abducted so I'm pretty good on the whole proof part."

A Pretty girl, Sparrow, walks up and joins the conversation. "Your brother was abducted?" She asks.

"Yeah." Sam says.

"Oh my God."

"It's fine. I mean, I've had time to adjust." Says Sam.

"Did it happen when you were kids?" Sparrow asks.

"No, like, half an hour ago." Sam says. "So, you've been hunting UFO's for over three decades and you basically have no concrete data and zero workable leads." He asks Wayne.

"Well, I—"

"Have you considered the possibility that you suck at hunting UFO's?" Sam asks.

"I'd like to help. If I can." Sparrow says.

MOTEL ROOM
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Dean is back, yelling and shooting his gun wildly in the air. He opens door to motel room and finds Sam in bed with Sparrow. "Dean!" Sam yells.

"What the hell?" Dean asks.

"Oh that's Dean! Sam, they brought your brother back." Sparrow says. Okay. It's all right, Sam. I so totally understand that you need time as a family. But it's just—what were they like?"

"They were grabby, incandescent douche bags. Good night." Dean says.

"Too soon... ? Okay." Sparrow leaves.

"You're upset." Sam says.

"I was abducted. And you were banging Patchouli." Says Dean.

"I didn't think she smelled that bad."

"I was abducted by aliens!" Dean yells.

"I was looking into it." Sam says.

"Looking into it! I was gone for, like, an hour."

"An hour—" Sam starts.

"And most of that was walking back to town!" Dean yells.

"Dean, I think your watch is off. You've been gone all night."

"What are you talking about? No I haven't." Dean looks at his watch. "Four a.m.?"

"Yeah! UFO time slip. That actually falls in line with a lot of abduction stories." Sam says.

"Falls in line..."