Ask the OCs! [CLOSED]

Question for Katana: Dahabo!

Well.... I suck. I've taken a very long time to answer this question. I'm quite sorry, Dahabo, it won't happen again! But I blame Raya! She threatened to kill me if I didn't finish the latest chapter of-- OW! OK, I get it! No lying to the nice people! Sorry, sorry! The truth is I've just been lazy. So sorry!)

Now for Dahabo's excellent question!

(I hope you don't mind me asking another question xD) another one to Katana! (Awesome name btw xD) Have you ever lost a battle? If not has there been a situation where you were near death? If you lost a battle, who were the person? (Lol Kay' I will shut up now xD)

Me: *reads question over* Huh. More Katana stuff, eh...? Alrighty then, let's get started! Katana! Oi! Over here!

Katana: *appears suddenly, brandishly Kuro Kishi* You called?

Me: Shit! Don't sneak up on people like that, dammit!

Katana: *smirks* You and Raya are quite alike. Is she perhaps based on you?

Me: Heh.... truth be told, she is way more badass than I could ever be.... But don't you dare tell her I said that. I will never live it down.

Katana: *nods* Of course. Now, what was it that made you call on me while I was in the middle of training?

Me: Ah, sorry about that. I know ya wanna beat your dad someday... Anyway! Here's your question! *points excitedly up at the question, jumping up and down for emphasis*

Katana: Ah... I quite like this question, as the readers do not know much about me. 

Me: *chuckles nervously* Yeah... hehehe, that'd be my fault...

Katana: I'm quite aware of that, Miss Author.

Me: *flinches* Haha... don't hurt me....

Katana: *smirks* I assure you, I have no intent to harm you. Whatever will all your faithful readers do if I were to incapacitate you? A riot perhaps?

Me: Why do I feel like you're just dripping with sarcasm?

Katana: You were the one who developed my personality, Miss Author.

Me: Whatever... Just answer the damn question.

Katana: Oh yes, the lovely question from my fan. *turns to Dahabo with a smile* Thank you, once again, for the question. I very much appreciate the attention. And to answer you, at the risk of sounding conceited, I have yet to lose a bought in swordplay. However, I'll assume you don't include matches with my father in this. But, if you do, then our current record is 105 wins to my father and.... 0 to myself.

Me: *snickers* Reminds me of Zoro and Kuina....

Katana: *cocks a brow* Who?

Me: Nothing! Nothing! Ah, but the other part of the question... have you ever been close to death?

Katana: *frowns thoughtfully* Well.... perhaps.... There was that one bought against some Whitebeard pirate or another.... Some unruly fellow who assumed I would be an easy conquest because of my size....

Me: ..... Heheh... Whitebeard pirate.....?

Katana: Hmm? Yes, I believe so. Why? Is this significant to you?

Me: To me? Well, no, but... You don't happen to remember his name... do you?

Katana: I believe.... Why, yes, it was something like Marshall D. Teach.

Me: Well shit.

Katana: Is something wrong, Miss Author?

Me:.... No, it's nothing. Just... keep it to yourself, alright? No telling Raya. I mean it to. It's really important that you keep this a secret, kay?

Katana: *narrows eyes* I do not have a reason to doubt you, so I shall honor your request. But I do hope you feel you can trust me enough to speak of this sooner or later. *turns back to Dahabo and bows* Lovely to see you again, Miss. I trust I've answered your question? Now, I suppose I should take my leave. Farewell until next time. *leaves*

Me: *sighs heavily* Damn Teach... screwing up everyone's lives..... Damn, damn, damn! *looks at Dahabo* Heh, sorry, got a little worked up there. Well, like Katana said, thanks for the question. Hope to see you around sometime!