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Question for Raya: that_random_person04!

THIS IS VERY VERY RIDICULOUSLY LATE AND I AM SO SORRY FOR THAT

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that_random_person04's Question:

*raises hand and waves it around dramatically* Raya-chan, have you and Zoro ever did a little more than kiss before? You guys are like so innocent in the dating department. Also, Author-chan, do you have a schedule for updating or do you just update whenever?

Me: We're late.... I've disappointed all of you so much.... 

Raya: Calm down. It's not like you're saving lives here, Author-chan.

Me; WHY MUST YOU RUIN MY MELANCHOLIC MOOD

Raya: *shrugs* The opportunity was there?

Me: *eye twitches* Let's... just move on to the question. So. How 'bout it?

Raya: *grimaces* I knew we'd be getting something like this eventually...

Me: *snickers* You guys are soooo innocent, it's not even funny. C'mon. The man is damn sexy. Admit it. You're not so innocent up here, are ya? *taps head*

Raya: Probably a hell of a lot more innocent than you!

Me: *raises brow* Eh, not so much. I'm not one to fantasize about guys, anime or otherwise. Unless they're Ace. Then it's a completely different story. Or Yamamoto from Reborn! Or this guy, Hayato, from Gakuen Babysitters.... Uh, Sasori's in there too, and Gray and Loke and... 

Raya: *smirks* You're contradicting yourself.

Me: *scowls* Shut it, Demon! Answer the damn question!

Raya: *snorts* You really don't take teasing well, do ya, Author-chan? *ignores my terrifying death look* Whatever. Eh, about the question... *scratches head sheepishly* I mean, it's not like I haven't thought about it, but.... well, since we got together and all, we haven't really been given any good chances to be - oh Kami kill me - romantic, alright? 

Me: Wanna get Zoro's opinion?

Raya: HELL NO!

Me: *puts hands up in defense* Geeze, someone's touchy! I was kidding, moronic Demon.

Raya: *halfway unsheathes Honoo* Call me Demon, one more time. I freaking dare you.

Me: *sweat drops* Uh, no Zoro then. *swallows uncomfortably* Let's move on shall we? Looks like I've got a question too!

Raya: You're updating skills are severely lacking. 

Me: Ugh, don't blame me. I get sucked into one story at a time and that's all I can think about and then that's all I wanna write about, so the others kinda get... neglected. So, it's random? It's not exactly random but I don't necessarily have a schedule or anything. But you've probably figured that out by now, considering you asked this a month ago...

Raya: Go commit seppuko if you're so devastated by your ignorance.

Me: I'm not a flipping samurai! Zoro's more likely to do that than I am! Baka!

Raya: *looks at that_random_person04* You're gonna wanna leave now, friend. Cause Author-chan isn't gonna be able to talk for a long while after this.

Me: Goddamn man, don't go all Human Torch on me here!

Raya: *smiles sweetly* Too late, Author-chan.

Me: Gah! ACE SAVE ME....!

Katana: *randomly pops up while I'm running for my life from Raya* Due to our author's inept handling of Raya, I'll finish off this installment for her. *smiles faintly* We thank you, as always, for the question, and hope you have the mind to ask again in the future. Now, if you'll excuse me, Kuro Kishi and I have an imbecile to save from being horribly maimed. *disappears to save me*