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Question for Me and Raya: asdfwtflol!

I DIDN"T ANSWER FOR SO LONG AND I AM SO SORRY I GOT SIDETRACKED PLEASE FORGIVE ME

asdfwtflol's Question: 

Sorry for all the question asking not I have a question for both you and raya, why are you guys so mean to each other? Do you need group therapy or something?

Me: Huh.

Raya: Blunt question.

Me: I agree. Is our bad behavior really that noticeable.

Every Other OC: YES.

Me: Ah...

Raya: Why are we so mean to each other?

Me: It's fun to pick on you?

Raya: *glares menacingly*

Me: Haha... No, that's not it. I'm not sure, actually. It's kinda just how our relationship developed. I mean, there's no way I could honestly hate one of my characters (except Suki). I created you guys, so you're like a part of me. And I don't hate myself.

Raya: Yeah, I guess I could never hate you either. Unless you know, you like killed Zoro or Luffy or someone. Or me, for that matter.

Me: I would never!

Raya: Good to know. *smirks* Cause you know I'd haunt your ass till the day you die if you killed me off.

Me: *sighs* I'm well aware. 

Raya: So what about group therapy? I heard it works. But there's no way you'd get me to see one of those creepy shrinks.

Me: Yeah, I'm not overly fond of them either. It's like they're staring into the depths of you soul...

Raya: I have enough of weirdo guys staring at me anyway.

Me: Sanji?

Raya: *eye twitches* Unfortunately.

Me: Well, he's getting better at least, right? Not as perverted as he was before?

Raya: Depends on the situation, I think. Sometimes he's normal and sometimes he's...

Me: Yeah, I understand. No worries! He'll probably forget all about you soon!

Raya: *cocks brow* What the hell is that supposed to mean?

Me: Nothing! Say goodbye to the nice readers!

Raya: Wait, what--

Me: *shoves Raya out the door and talks over shoulder* We'll see you next time! Thanks a lot for the question! Maybe I'll consider that therapy thing! I think a lot of my characters could use it!