Pet peeves

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this isn't skam related but my little sister did something and it reminded me of all my pet peeves ever so here's a list (;

1. People who make mouthy noises LIKE NO STOP EEW

2. People who get themselves into sticky situations and then ask me for help LIKE MY LITTLE SISTER WAS ON A DESK CHAIR AND SHE WAS LAYING ON IT ON HER BACK AND SHE COULDN'T GET UP LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF IN THAT SITUATION, GET YOURSELF OUT OF IT

3. When my little sister stutters too much OMFG SHES SO AWKWARD SHE CANT EVEN TALK TO MY FAMILY WITHOUT BEING LIKe "I-I think — y'know I wish — maybe I could. Yeah." IT GETS ANNOYING AFTER AWHILE

4. My friend who stopped watching skam because it was in Norwegian Aand I told her IT WAS IN NORWEGIAN SO GET SUBTITLES AND SHE WAS LIKE "THEY SPEAK SOME ENGLISH WHY CANT THEY JUST SPEAK ALL ENGLISH WHY" like OMGG suck it up not everyone speaks English

5. When I'm looking in the mirror and someone tells me to move (I live in a house full of girls so) LIKE THERES 192726 BILLION OTHER MIRRORS IN THIS DAMN HOUSE GO USE THEM

6. I think everyone can relate to this one: WHENEVER YOU'RE MOTHER OR FATHER TELLS YOU TO DO A CERTAIN CHORE AND YOURE LIKE "I'll do it, give me a minute please" AND THEY LEAVE THE ROOM AND THEN 5 SECONDS LATER THEYRE LIKE "WHY HAVENT YOU DONE YOUR CHORE YET?" Like chill

7. People who don't space out their writing on here and it's like,

"She went to the park. She had a good time. It was night, she's in bed. She was reading a book *YAWN*. She woke up, ate a waffle and coffee. Fucked her boyfriend, she's pregnant. she had a baby, a baby boy. She names him Michael Stewart Cyrus Miley Stewart Claus. The baby had a birthday, it's 1. She's having another baby, another boy. His name is Tony. Tony got married, tony bought a sheep. Tony sheers sheep for a living. Tony fed his sheep."

SEE IT JUST DRAGS ON AND ON WITHOUT ANY SPACES IN THE PARAGRAPH

Obama out *mic drop*

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