Random Rants.

My longest yeah boy ever

Here's my guide to a good 2am dance party with yourself

1. Put your hair into a side ponytail WITH A SCRUNCHIE

2. Play some up beat songs and dance bitch dance !!!8  work it !!!!!!!!

3. Play la devotee by panic at the disco, AND reenact the music video WARNING: wear a bra because there's a lot of thrashing movement and it can hurt if you're not careful, I learn from experience

5. Shake what ya mama gave YA

6. Put on a crazy colored lipstick, it adds to the fun effect
I usually wear a lilac shade which makes me look washed out but it's fun brothers

7. Make sure you have a drink because thrashing around will make you parched as hell

8. Pick up your cat or dog or what ever animal you have if you have one and dance with them, but be gentle
Luckily I have four cats so they all love dancing with me
Except the fat one that I can lift up because I am a weak fetus

9. Pretend like your dancing with your crush
(@ Lila DADDY HARBOUR)

10. Head bang
But if you're like me and took a huge blow to the head four years ago and can't head bang because you'll probably faint, DO JAZZ HANDS

11. wear flexible pants
Leggings are where it's at
Because you can swing your legs up in the air easier

12. Pretend like your in music video for your favorite song
No this isn't just for when your looking out the car window all sad and shit
Pretend like your doing cool shit and don't film it though because that can be embarrassing even if it's just you seeing it

13. Wear socks
IT ENHANCES THE EXPERIENCE AMD MAKES YOU FEEL GRACEFUL

14. Dance to California love
You deserve it

15. Admire your legs
Because without them you couldn't dance (:
And they're really nice legs

16. Dance to this because it's fun to dance to

17. It's not a good dance party unless you didn't make this face 198218272 times whilst dancing

Or this face

Or this

And that's my rad guide to a one person dance party