I was y'know in the shower singing the full house theme song and THE I CUT MYSELF WHILST SAYING MY LEGS BUT I DIDNT NOTICE I CUT MYSELF UNTUL A FLOOD OF BLOOD GUSHED FROM MY LOWER LEG AND OMFG I WAS LIKE "WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT" and so I rinsed off my leg and then it kept bleeding and bleeding and then I got out of the shower (still singing full house) and I tried not to get my blood on anything but when I stepped like the stream of blood trickled down my leg and foot further so it was a mess ANDTHEN I got dressed and my little sister was in my face when I got out of the bathroom and she saw my foot was like *loudest gasp ever* "O MY GOSH WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY??????" And I was so quiet and calm "I cut myself whilst shaving" and she was like *loudest gasp ever* and I was like "can you get me a bandaid?" And she bolted down the hall and upstairs and got me a bandaid and so I put it on AND I WAS BLEEDING SO MUCH THE BANDAID HAD TO BE CHANGED 5 MINUTES AFTER PUTTING IT ON so I was a little freaked now and my little sister was like *loudest gasp ever* but yeah end of story
Moral of the story: BE CAREFUL EVEN THOUGH THE CUTS FROM SHAVING CAN BE SO TINY AND SMALL, THEY BLEED LIKE CRAZY and I would stop shaving because that was horrifying but Sasquatch legs don't look good on me
