My cool ass dad

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Literally my dad is the biggest dork ever and I'm exactly like him (we even look the same lmao) so we're like best-friends and shit

He's so supportive of my Stephen King obsession 😂 and when I came up to him and said" hey dad I watched silver bullet"HE ACTUALLY CHOKED ON HIS CHOCOLATE AND THREW HIS ARMS IN THE AIR

HE WAS LIKE "Oh my GOD YES I WAS GONNA TELL YOU TO WATCH THAT ITS REALLY GOOD RIGHT?" And I was like "yeah yeah buddy it was really fine" but that was like a little while ago

And when I mentioned firestarter to him a few months ago he was like "WOOOO WHAT HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT OMG PRAISE DANI YOURE MY FAVORITE DAUGHTER" jk he didn't say that but he meant it

AWWW and I just found this out a few weeks ago but my dad used to paint little action figures back in the 90's and idk why but I was so shocked
AND I JUST REMEMBERED THAT I REALLY NEED TO SEE HIS COMIC BOOK AND ACTION FIGURE COLLECTIONS OMFG

I do feel kind of bad about one thing and that is once he tried to get me to watch lord of the rings and I watched the first one and I couldn't stand it and he'd been trying to get me to watch it for weeks before but I just was so bored

And that also reminded me of this time we were in Walmart with the rest of my family and idk what was in me that day but I made a pun or a joke out of everything and I had MY FATHER WHEEZING AND HIS FACE WAS SO RED and my mom was like "tsk tsk you're just like he was in high school, making stupidly hilarious jokes" but I had to stop because my dad couldn't breathe and he has asthma and I didn't want him to have an asthma attack

AGAHAH AND ON HALLOWEEN I WAS CHRIS CHAMBERS AND NO ONE IN MY Neighborhood KNEW WHO HE WAS SO WHEN WE TOOK MY LITTLE SISTER TRICK OR TREATING I WAS LIKE "HEYO FUCKERS IM CHRIS CHAMBERS" and my dad was on the ground laughing I SOUNDED LIKE A PTERODACTYL SCREECHING IT FROM A CLIFF MULTIPLE TIMES

and then we went back to my house and I got my horse mask and but it on and I walked up to my dad and was like "hey buddy I'm gonna go scare some folks" SO WE WENT OUT AND I WAS PLANNING TO SCARE PEOPLE BUT I ENDED UP DANCING TO THE MUSIC SOMEONE WAS BLASTING FROM THEIR FROMT PORCH AND THE STREET WAS PRETTY FULL AND MY DAD WAS LAUGHING SO HARD AND MY SISTER WAS FILMING IT AND agh good times AND OMG BUT EVERYONE WAS WATCHING ME WHIP AND NAE NAE AND 50 year OLD MEN WERE CHEERING ME ON

Good times

I hope I can do that again this year because it was lit

#lifeasahomeschooledchild

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