Hey y'all so I'm just chilling ouT AND DYING
OKAY SO I JUSY CAMT
why do so many boys love me?
By so many I mean ZERO
I'm a baddy for a daddy
But there's no daddies to be seen
Daddies stare at me in public but they're like scrawny and short
IM NOT LOOKING FOR THAT
I'm not a baddy for that kind of daddy
Here's a list of what I need in a daddy:
Light brown to black hair
I DOMT CARE UNLESS ITS BLOND OR GINGER (no hate ginger's ur wonderful)
GREEN OR DARK BROWN EYES
I DOMT like blue eyes on boys sorry
Freckles
But I mean if they don't have freckles it's okay I just wanna be freckle twins with my daddy
A cute nose
What can I say? I enjoy a cute nose
And you should too
For a monthly payment of 71.99 :)
A good sense of humor
Cliche I know but if you can't make me laugh until I'm wailing like a baby, you don't deserve my time boo
And also I need a guy who doesn't think racism and sexism is humorous because FÛCK you man
Big feet
(;
SIKE SIZE don't matter
All that matters is what you can do with it
WISE WORDS FROM MY MOM AHAHA
a goi personality
If my daddy doesn't have a good personality then I'll book a plane to hell okay
TALL
okay I'm a tall girl so it would be awkward if my daddy was shorter than me
Good taste in music
IF WE'RE IN THE CAR AND YOU START PLAYING RASCAL FLATTS I WILL OPEN THE DOOR AND THROW MYSELF ONTO THE ROAD EVEN IF WE'RE ON THE HIGHWAY
Good passions and dreams
Okay legit if my daddy doesn't have angry to work for or something that he really wants to achieve
I CANT
It's so attractive to be passionate about something so like brother if u don't wanna become the worlds richest person or fly a gecko to Neptune THEN IM OUT
and that's all I need to be a baddy for a daddy
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