GUYS I HAVE TO TALK ABOUT THIS
OMG
LMG
SO LAST NIGHT AROUND 4AM, I WAS TALKING TO MY OLDER SISTER AND I WAS TELLING HER A CONSPIRACY THEORY AND FUCK ME IN THE ASS IM SO SCARED
OKAY SO THE THEORY WAS ABOUT THE WIZARD OF OZ AND I STARTED TELLING HER ABOUT IT AND I SWEAR I HAD AN OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE BUT IT WASNT LIKE THAT
IT WAS LIKE I COULD AND FEEL MYSELF SPEAKING BUT IT WAS AS IF SOMEONE WAS CONTROLLING ME AND THEN I FINISHED WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT AND I SWEAR I WAS GONNA FAINT, IT WAS LIKE MY HEAD WAS ON FIRE AND MY EARS WERE RINGING AND I THOUGHT MAYBE I WAS FUCKING TIRED AS FUCK
BUT MY OLDER SISTER FELT REALLY ODD AND STRANGE TOO AND SHE TOLD ME ABOUT IT AND OMFG
SO I SLEPT WITH MY LAMP ON CAUSE A BITCH AINT GETTING EATEN IN HER SLEEP ANY-TIME SOON
also my older sister can do a mad cowardly lion impersonation and she started doing it out of nowhere and it was 4am and I was fucking so horrified I was like freaking the fuck out and I was like "stop doing that bruh" and then she got freaked out because I was super freaked out and then we both started crying lmao
Moral of the story: I'M FUCKING HORRIFIED OF THE WIZARD OF OZ even though I have a poster of it on my wall I'M SCARED AS FUCK
