THE MOST CLICHE THING HAPPENED TO ME
Y'know those movies where a girl is thinking about her crush and she gets distracted and trips?
WELL THAT HAPPENED TO ME
And most of the time the girls don't end up hurt from the fall
BUT I FELL ONTO A BENCH, BOUNCED OFF OF IT AND SMASHES MY HEAD INTO A CHAIR
MY RIBS ARE BRUISED
AND MY KNEES ARE PRACTICALLY SKINLESS
lmao (I wasn't thinking about Chris, believe it or not. I was actually thinking about someone much cuter.)
IM OKAY NOW THOUGH
THE PAIN HAS DISAPPEARED
EXCEPT SWOLLEN RIBS AND BRAS DONT MIX
all I wanted to do was watch D3: the mighty ducks but now MY BRA IS CUTTING INTO MY SWOLLEN RIBS GUYS IDK WHAT TO DO
