I love the seasons :)
So I have vibes for each of them (:
And I share them because it's 4am and I'm bored :)
Spring:
- spring Cleaning the house because my mom orders me to do so with my sisters and we blast music and dance our hearts out whilst cleaning every piece of dust off of everything
- sitting outside and reading under a tree ITS SO PEACEFUL until my neighbors little kids come out and fall into the river and start wailing
- drinking lemonade becauSe it's the best spring drink and it's not possible to get drunk Off of it but I do but I think it's because it PUTS ME INTO A GOOD MOOD BITcH
- OPENING EVERY WINDOW IN THE HOUSE it's so noice and calming and the fresh air smells so gOI
- listening to those gOOD ASS SONGS THAT GET YOU VIBIN LIKE ROCKIN' ROBIN OR UNIQUE (Louis futON REMIX) obvi two of the best songs to jam out to
- smoking that weed yknow
Do a lil dab, do a lil puff, roll your wrist, chill and repeat
(I DONT SMOKE WEED BUT I ALWAYS MAKE JOKES IRL EVERY SENTENCE I SAY INVOLVES DRUGS lmao what a loser)
- the fucking birds that come out of their secret hiding places OOJOON AND FINDING BIRDS NESTS FUCK YES
Summer:
- swimming in the lake NEAR MY TOWN ITS CHILL AND not saying I'm hot but yknow I'm average (and a lil more average with makeup and I got long ass nice legs that are shiny and yeah, some people look AND AM I MAD AT IT? Not really but if it's an old man, gtfo
- reading HARRY POTTER AND WATCHING THE MOVIES ON REPEAT FOR THE WHOLE MONTH OF JULY THAYS WHAT MY LITTLE SISTER AND I DID LAST JULY AND IM GONNA DO IT AGAIN BECAUSE IT WAS SO FUN
- listening to working for it by ZHU on repeat all day every day idk about guys but last year that was my summer song and it's gonna be my summer song again this year
Along with hold on by sachi because 👏🏻👏🏻🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
- slurpees bitch
Going into 7/11, filling up your slurpee cup, choosing the prettiest colored straw and making sure you don't get the same one as your siblings, paying for it, walking out and to the car, trying to yank open the locked car door, waiting for someone to unlock it and then getting inside and searing your legs off BECAUSE ITS SUMMER AND LEATHER SEATS GET HOT
- smelling those fuckin' barbecues bitch except when they burn them Ahah fuckin' pussies learn how to cook
- painting my nails the most vibrant colors AND HAVING TO REVIVE MY NAIL PAINTING SKILLS
- Walking around the whole entire neighborhood with my family
We do this a lot in the summer
And you reach this one part in my neighborhood where you have to hike up this big ass hill but when you reach the top, it's a gorgeous views YOU GOT THE SUNSET AND MOUNTAINS
- um not a vibe because i hate it but everyday my neighbor comes out shirtless and it would be chill with me if it was a young and cute guy BUT ITS 60 YEAR OLD MAN GO INSIDE AND PUT A SHIRT ON REX
last year I was having trouble turning the water hose off and water was shooting into my eyes and I was screaming "FUCK FUCK OH GOD SHIT" and he just stood there, watching me like Rex go home dude
- sitting outside in the dark with my mom at like 11pm and talking about everything in life (like literally anxiety, birth, sex, jobs, etc.)
Autumn:
- being sad because summers ending but tWERKIN BECAUSE AUTUMN
- not being able to where shorts everywhere BUT I CAN WEAR BLACK SKINNY JEANS WITHOUT FAINTING FROM THE HEAT WHATS UP
- not being able to spend so much time outside because it's getting chilly but loving it because you get to stay inside and bundle up with three billion blankets
- waking up in a pool of sweat because you slept with 6 blankets on when it was 45° but weathers weird so now it's 89° and you're in hell
- putting away those Popsicles and getting hot chocolate and cider TURN UP
- having my mom decorate the whole house with pumpkins, owls and every shade of orange imaginable. She loves autumn.
- watching scary movies because it's Halloween :)
- going around the neighborhood with a horse mask and scaring kids
- getting sad because you were Chris chambers for Halloween and you went around the neighborhood yelling "IM CHRIS CHAMBERS" and not even the dads knew who you were
Fucking lame-o's
Winter:
- depression because you have SAD (look it up)
- severe anxiety because you have SAD
- WATCHing Christmas episode of cheesy, British shows with my parents whilst my mom held me because severe anxiety caused by SAD :)
- sleeping with 6 blankets and waking up freezing so piling on 3 more
- Christmas music (hit me up with some Frank Sinatra)
- snow and watching it fall and being sad because it melted so quickly
- Sitting with your mom and watching your neighbors shovel their driveways with extreme judgement because nobody has technique
- CHRISTMAS MORNING YO need I explain?
- blowing that Christmas cash like your life depends on it
Oh I haven't gotten a pack of headbands since third grade lemme get some how fun!
*three weeks later*
Well all my headbands are missing or broken and my itched my head too much
But yknow it was okay because I have one headband that doesn't itch and whenever i where it my mom says I look like Nancy wheeler so HEY
- socks in bed
But I wear socks to sleep every season
But layer them in the winter
Yes I'm disgusting AND SOMETIMES I FUCKIN DO PUT KETCHUP ALL OVER MY FRIES
- seeing that cousin my age for the first time in a year and talking about ducks the whole entire time because we're adolescent females, what else is their to talk about? The weather? Donald trump? JACOB SARTHRITIS?
But I also have an extremely dirty mind thanks mom and dad
- crying.
FOTTA KOVE RHOSE DEASONAL BIBES TOU JNOW
