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MY WHOLE LIFE IVE KNOWN OF HARRY POTTER but just last July, I became obsessed, I went from being an okay fan TO BEING A MEGA FAN.
I myself am a slytherin, which is said to be the most evil house and I mean online I'm not evil but in real life EHHHHH.
BUT ACTUALLY IM PISSED that people are still saying that all Slytherin's are evil. Like yeah once I spit in my sisters face because she pissed me off, BUT I WOULD NEVER SEND HER TO THE DARK LORD WHAT THE FUCK.
THE SLYTHERIN TRAITS ARE Resourcefulness
Cunning
Ambition
Determination
Self-Preservation (natural human instinct okay)
Fraternity
Cleverness
Uhm I don't see EVIL BITCH anywhere? Do you? Am I blind? AHAHAH no.
Well a little bit I really need glasses but no I am not.
But back to being a mega fan, yes I love the books and stuff and I own all the movies on DVD and YES MY CAT MAY'VE PUKED ON PRISONER OF AZKABAN but I still love it and I still own the disc cause all you gotta do is clean it.
I know all of my houses in order,
Slytherin
Hufflepuff
Ravenclaw
Gryffindor
And I'll forever be a Slytherin but I find myself leaning toward Hufflepuff nowadays and we ALL KNOW HUFFLEPUFFS GET LIT AND HIGH AS FUCK IN THEIR COMMON ROOM
And would love to be a Hufflepuff when CEDRIC WAS AROUND FUCK
Oh my God for the whole month of August all I did was listen to the soundtracks for all 8 movies IM SUCH A LOSER
And dudes when that ilvermorny quiz came out I screamed, and I'm a horned serpent what is up with me and snakes? Is it because I like dick and they kind of look the same?
And THE PATRONUS QUIZ omg
My PATRONUS is an osprey, lame kind of right but cool af.
And my wand is maple wood, dragon heartstring core and I think about 13 and a half inches so it's kind of really cool yknow like dragon heartstring? The rest of my fam has unicorn hair or something except my little sister she's so cool she has Phoenix feather core and oh my lord jelly.
My whole family loves Harry Potter, my dad and I are Slytherin's and my mom and two sisters are Gryffindors which is no Bueno AT ALL AHAHAHA but my dad and I are besties and I think our houses brought us closer
But I would be in my third year, and my little sister is a Gryffindor and my older sister is one too DUhhhh and she'd be in her last year this year
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But anyways no matter what year they're in, I'd never be able to see them but at least I'd have myself 😂😂
