Middle child syndrome

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My mother believes I have "middle child syndrome" because I'm currently grumpy. Whenever I'm a tiny bit grumpy, "oH YOU HAVE MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME".

No mom it's called PMS.

I'm actually pretty nice all the time except during PMS I DO NOT HAVE MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME

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I'm actually pretty nice all the time except during PMS I DO NOT HAVE MIDDLE CHILD SYNDROME.

Well I also get a little grumpy when my family is overwhelming me.
I think sometimes they have a family meeting without me and plan to tell me a million things to do all at once just to stress me out.

OKay so my older sister and I spilt the dishes today, so I did half and she does half and this is our conversation

Me - "okay I'm done"
Her - "mime done?"
Me - "I said I'm done"
Her - "I love mimes!!"
Me - "I'm done"
Her - "I didn't know there was a mime in the house!!!"
She pissed me off and I knew she was trying to and I just walked away before she got a fist in the face ugh.

When I'm PMSing I already have it hard enough myself (I have pmdd but I still call it PMS because some people don't know what pmdd is) I DONT NEED MY FAMILY TO BE RUDE TO ME

and today I was in the kitchen and I had my earbuds in and the wire got caught on a drawer handle and my earbuds ripped from my ears and that shit doesn't hurt but it hurts at the same time

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and today I was in the kitchen and I had my earbuds in and the wire got caught on a drawer handle and my earbuds ripped from my ears and that shit doesn't hurt but it hurts at the same time

And I was like "ooHHH" and my sister was like "what the hell?" In my bitchiest tone and I was like "what the hell" in monotone AND APPARENTLY
MONOTONE IS BITCHY BECAUSE SHE WAS FLABBERGASTED

I'm not the only bitchy person in my house but my family acts like I am because I'm the middle child
When actually my older sister is the bitchiest EVEN WHEN SHES NOT PMSING SHES SO RUDE AND BITCHY AND SHE insults me straight to my face like that's not kewl buddy chill out

I can't wait for college, I'm gonna get out of here.

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