Dear every college boy at target tonight, yes paper towels have their own aisle. But that doesn't mean you can throw your buddies into the paper towels, that's literally ruining the paper towels. I looked after you guys destroyed that aisle and the paper towels didn't even look like paper towels DO NOT DISRESPECT TARGET ITS A WONDERFUL PLACE.
And also, to the one with the receding hairline, YOU NEARLY KNOCKED ME INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION WITH THE WAY YOU SPUN INTO THAT AISLE AT MEGA SPEED OKAY I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES AND GOD YOU COULD'VE SQUASHED ME.
Oh and to the one that was looking at me, don't look at me anymore if we see each other again, you look like Cliff from sixteen candles.
AND OH YOU GUYS DIDN'T NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING BEST FRIEND REUNION IN FRONT OF THE BATHROOMS
God idiots.
