Do you ever just wanna fly to pluto

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I hope the video shows up lmao

BUT AHAHAHAUA that's the funniest shit ever, my little sister and I were in years earlier, she actually fell back off of her seat

I don't know who made it but they're a fucking genius and they know what fucking quality humor is

Anywho, hey everybody today my dad stopped me from watching Stranger things, so I'm starting a Kickstarter to put him down.
Benefits of killing him would be not stopped from watching Stranger Things way less

✌🏻️

Also like every joint in my body has been cracking and popping so loudly recently????? And I've been having problems with my wrists but whenever I squeeze by wrist, something inside pops and moves and I don't think it's normal lmao.

My ankles have been through tough shit (I'm always rolling them, falling and landing on them, slamming them into things and in January and brutally hit my foot on my bathroom cabinet at full force because I got out of the shower and my feet were still wet, I had a huge bruise for like 4 weeks and it's still a little yellow) SO I'm not surprised that my ankles are like "SNAP CRACKLE POP (my pussy)"
I just cry a little bit though

And my knees are bad too, but probably because I suck too much dick
SIKE
I'm kidding
It's probably because I pray so much 1!1!1!1!1!2!!1!1!2!1!1!2!2!3!!3!33!!43!3!3!!4!5!6!3!3!4!6!6

Anyways wish me luck

OH SHIT I'm going to my eye doctor on March 8th for glasses and shit and UHM i don't know if I've talked about his before but I'm a little scared because I'm me
So wish me luck

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