So I started recently re-watching the first few seasons of Modern Family and it's been ages and I finally get the adult jokes weeeewooooo
Anywho, I just woke up and my cat jumped on my bed and she's quite the big cat (she's obese I'm just gonna say it) and she legit went to step on my chest, specifically my sternum and boy I rolled away because she would've collapsed my lungs
I love her with every fiber of my being but I also love my lungs with every fiber of my being
But she's laying on my bed, and not on my ribs which is okaayyyyyyy
