Fire Emblem Boiz x Reader

Kaden x Reader

Ah, it's a wonderful Kitsune life. Lyric parody by Evangeline Hisahoshi

Kaden:

This adorable young female that I always see

With the silky fur as silk as purity

Much like the light shining from the flickering fire tonight

Why don't the two of us come out and have some fun?

I'll have a kitsune's life this way only once

It's a definite win to keep having fun

That ringing collar that has kept you bound

Just allow me to go bite that off for you

I'm a tribal, it's the best, Bork Bork Bork 

Swiping humans our of my territory and repaying favors 

We can observe birds as they fly all day

Then take a nap under the tree, wasting time away

You can be free as me, norm Bork Bork 

Let me introduce you to some friendly company

All you have to do is open that window

And jump right out to me!

You:

This tribal Kitsune who always stares right back at me

All I see are eyes glowing creepy in the dark

Your words sound convincing, what a talker you can be

But I am no ignorant little Kitsune 

I'll have a kitsune's life this way only once

That's why I am in someone else's care

The precious value of this collar's brand

I wonder if you actually understand?

I'm a thing of elegance, bark bark bark

Spoiled with delicious meals while I sleep on fluffy bed

Water isn't so bad, I really can't avoid

Because I'm bathed in the shower almost everyday

Let's make comparison, bark bark bark

Is there anyone who holds you in their care?

By the next morning a car might run you down

But probably not

Kaden:

That tough exterior of yours is such a lovely little trait

I think I've fallen more deeply in love with you

You:

Oh, you're being honest, huh, but using that approach with me

You can never capture this fox's heart

Kaden:

I have a crazy dream, bork Bork

That I'll someday travel away from this mountain

Far to the north for my eyes to see

The famous reds painted in the sunset

You are right beside me, Bork Bork Bork 

If you stayed with me, that'd be really great

But it seems that dream will not come true

You:

This is just my life, bark bark bark

I cannot change it so easily on a whim

That girl alone is keeping me so I can't leave

I don't I think I want to

Abruptly in our chatting, bark bark bark

Are you just up and leaving?

Hey wait, don't go!

Maybe it's alright if you come by next time

I'll wait for your return

If you don't get it the reader is a Kitsune pet for someone and she belongs to a human who likes her in her fox form. And she's okay because she's basically a spoiled kitty cat. XD. I was lazy, sorry.

~Eva